these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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