she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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