Nicole vs. Life
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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