All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
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ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It was a blind-side dick pic.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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