Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
try to milk me bitch
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