No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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