Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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