I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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