she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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