No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I just found a bag of teeth...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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