Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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