So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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