i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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