Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We have so much sex to catch up on
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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