I've blown a few things in my day
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
