y did u give ur computer a hand job?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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