I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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