love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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