yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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