well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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