Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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