Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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