it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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