No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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