Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We don't watch enough power rangers
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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