arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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