Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i will never coherently bang her
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
We are all done wearing pants today
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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