dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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