We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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