Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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