okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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