i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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