he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
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