Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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