She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I have fence marks all over my body
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
