I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
And then my night got REAL pukey
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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