Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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