so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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