why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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