I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Someone shit on the floor
Quick, to the slutcave!
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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