i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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