jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she pinky promised me she was 18
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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