Where is the hickey?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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