Buhtt sex?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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