look no pants
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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