Apparently you make a good broom.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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