For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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