just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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