Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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