ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just want to make out with him forever
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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